“Do these make me look fat?”

“The lady at the store who sold them to me told me yoga pants are flattering for those of us with well-endowed backsides…something about the wide legs being slimming?   What do you think…can I pull them off?”“I’m not so sure its working for me.  What’s that?  You think I should have also gone with a darker color?  Yes, but pink is my color dearie. “  

“Well ta-ta!   I’ve got a few ‘downward dogs’ to go do, if I can figure out how to work around this tummy!”