If I Were A Book...

You're The Poisonwood Bible!
by Barbara Kingsolver

Deeply rooted in a religious background, you have since become both isolated and schizophrenic. You were naively sure that your actions would help people, but of course they were resistant to your message and ultimately disaster ensued. Since you can see so many sides of the same issue, you are both wise beyond your years and tied to worthless perspectives. If you were a type of waffle, it would be Belgian.

Take the Book Quiz
at the Blue Pyramid.

Should a online quiz have the power to make such rash decisions about me? I feel like I have been the victim of a terrible first impression. I read this book and though it was well-written, but I was so depressed by it's view on Christianity and missionaries that I vowed never to read it again.

Then again, if I had to be a waffle, I would definitely prefer being a Belgian.