Course Goals: Complete independence by yesterday.
Instructor: Charlie Marzinke /TA: Mama
Syllabus starts with beaded necklaces and how to indicate (by tantrum) prejudices about wearing particular articles of clothing. Also included in these first classes are the subtle indications for the need of hair brushing, mascara and lipstick (only Mama) and headbands (they don’t always bounce back from being pulled straight).
The middle of the semester covers undressing and the international negotiation skills required by simple questions such as, “please, Tali naked?” when there is company over. 
The final weeks of the semester focus on self-dressing. Look out for the especially riveting lectures entitled: Pants—yes, believe it or not, using both holes is optional! 
And: Negotiating Pajama Tops—those neck holes can indeed be tricky little bugars!
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