Sunday, April 29, 2012

Wendy Week: Life Tips on Day 1

All ye, Hear ye!

In anticipation of the youngest member of our family finally getting an age number, I hereby declare Wendy Week--a newly minted virtual festival held in honor of Wendy (of course)!  

Celebrations will include daily naps, quotes, stats, cute videos of our one and only 11-month-old chubs, and of course as much delight and zest for living as we can pack into the next few days.   Let the festivities begin!  

First up for your viewing pleasure,  here are 5 tips on life skills from Wendy herself!

1.  How to Wrestle a Stuffed Baseball:  Learn to Lose Gracefully

2.  How to Acquire Food When You are Hungry:  Learn to Forage Like a Wild Primate

3.  How to Intimidate and Dominate Others with Your Charm:  Learn to Growl Like a Lion

4.  How to Ingratiate Yourself with Your Batman-Loving Brother:  Learn to Say “Batman” With a Growl

5. How to Permanently Retain the Position of Youngest in the House:  Learn to Walk and Climb (thus keeping your mother so busy saving you from killing yourself that she cannot begin to imagine having another child)

2 comments:

Sildah said...

What a great idea! I'm looking forward to the rest of Wendy Week.

Keren said...

Thanks Janelle! I'm looking forward to reflecting on her first year here and sure hope it's fun for everyone else too! =)