This is what happens when you decide to breastfeed your baby in another room because she thinks her older brother is so interesting that she hasn’t eaten in his presence all morning and has become a total crank-pot.
(I keep reminding myself that women have been doing this for thousands of years, with fewer gadgets like dishwashers to help them out. AND no birth control! So really I should get the hang of it soon. But I really don’t know how they managed. To encourage myself and all mamas in similar situations, I just want to put it out there—perhaps they didn’t—just like me! )