[author’s tittle: “The Story that Dada wote on his pewter (computer)”
by: “Tsalie Wockstore” (Charlie Rock Star)
[This story was faithfully transcribed word for sound by his Mama while still in her pajamas over a breakfast of scones and scrambled eggs.]
Charlie looking up suddenly from his plate: “Mama, Fred is climbing on yore lap. He likes yore cozy lap cuz they feel so cozy.
Mama: “He does? What does Fred look like?”
Charlie: “He has a big Batman thorn sticking snout his head out of his hair. His name is ‘Fred Batman’ but I’m Batman Wockstore! Fred Batman has a horn snout his head and he has a big big tall wador bador (water bottle) that tuched the ky (sky). It touches the ky and the whole weeold (world). Up and up to the ky and it touches our ceiling because its so so SO high that Dada can’t touch it. Dada can’t climb up there cuz he dun’t have ticky fingors like Piderman so he can’t climb that tall wador bador.”
“We’re takin about a big, big wockstore called ‘Dada Wockstore’. He has big big hands. He can bang down people and his hands are almost big to pick up a ticky chair. Ticky with honey on it. Now Daddy torned into Batman. After he torned into Batman he torned into Piderman. [said after pause, in a tone of finality] Then Daddy was just Daddy.”
“hmmmm hmmmm hummm… (humming the closing theme song, aparently)”
1 comment:
This is just too hilarious. What an imagination! Won't he love reading this when he is older!
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