(Warning: Read at your own discretion. Bodily functions elaborately discussed in great detail!)
Well, the good news is Charlie has not peed on any more of my pants. Bad news: he did thoroughly spray down my laptop yesterday afternoon just seconds after I let him off the potty and I cried. It was a hard day with no successes and felt like a long exercise in futility and wasted vinegar water.
I woke up this morning asking God for encouragement. And He sure sent it. We had a thunderstorm all morning and the temperature was in the 60’s. I love rain. Nothing could have been better for lifting my spirits! I opened up the house and got some fresh rain-clean air to blow away the scent of vinegar. After breakfast we had another poo success. I will call it a ‘success’ because Charlie did intentionally poo into the potty. At first he said “Ow ow ow” and wanted to get off, but I held his hand and convinced him that it was OK, that it didn’t hurt, it just felt funny. Then he went! I cheered for him and actually felt so encouraged, though if you read what came next it may be hard to understand exactly why!
In order to call it a ‘success’ we will just ignore the fact that his Mama didn’t realize that he still had more business to do and took him off the potty too soon. I wish I had a video of what happened next. It was gross, but I think it would be really funny to watch. For about three minutes I couldn’t figure out how to contain what was happening. It felt a little like playing one of those pop-up gopher and hammer games at the fair. I had taken his little potty seat off the toilet to show him his poop so that we could cheer about it and then he started peeing. Because there wasn’t time to get the little seat back on, I tried to get him to aim into the toilet standing up, not realizing that he was actually also pooping and my shenanigans were grinding it into the little puzzle pieces of his wooden step stool. While I noticed that, he went back to spraying the entire vicinity. Then he managed to poop more on the floor and pee all over me while I was trying to clean up the first part. At that point I finally got his little seat back on the toilet and plopped him back on. He went on to finish pooping into the toilet! Whew!
Next time I will know better. How about that Mommy learning curve!
Also, I do feel proud of myself that in the shock and horror of it all, I still managed to reflect to him that what he was trying to do was normal, positive and productive towards entering society! This is perhaps the funniest thing about the whole incident---I do distinctly remember saying in a cheerful voice, as he was pooping on the floor and peeing on me, “Good job honey, now next time you need to put that poo-poo and pee pee in the potty!” Needless to say, the bottom three feet of my bathroom and the step stool are now disinfected and we went straight into the shower! ]
The rest of our day got much better. I wised up and took him to the potty religiously every ten minutes and he woke up dry from his nap and then only had one accident before bed time. Not bad for the end of his third day in underwear!
ps. Here is what we did in between trips to the bathroom this afternoon. I am impressed at the way Charlie has risen to this challenge. I realize I have been asking a lot of him these last few days. Instead of getting resistant or stressed out, he has responded with cheerful diligence and an exuberant heart of joy. He is working so hard! I do love my little boy!